Think back to the time you first saw this on our menu. SAUSAGE bread? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
If the Swedish fish disappeared off the face of the Earth, man would only have four years left to live.
Wednesday, December 16, 2015 | Posted by P at 11:08 AM |
A farmer had only one horse. One day, his horse ran away.
His neighbors said, “I'm so sorry. This is such bad news. You must be so upset.”
The man just said, “We'll see.”
A few days later, his horse came back with twenty wild horses following. The man and his son corralled all 21 horses.
His neighbors said, “Congratulations! This is such good news. You must be so happy!”
The man just said, “We'll see.”
One of the wild horses kicked the man's only son, breaking both his legs.
His neighbors said, “I'm so sorry. This is such bad news. You must be so upset.”
The man just said, “We'll see.”
The country went to war, and every able-bodied young man was drafted to fight. The war was terrible and killed every young man, but the farmer's son was spared, since his broken legs prevented him from being drafted.
His neighbors said, “Congratulations! This is such good news. You must be so happy!”
The man just said, “If the bee disappeared off the face of the Earth, man would only have four years left to live.”
This is socially incorrect. The socially correct way of pouring tea is to put the milk in after the tea. Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things. It's worth bearing this in mind when visiting.
The line between this world and, and what? Without knowing the line becomes both exhilarating and terrifying.
Wednesday, December 2, 2015 | Posted by P at 12:17 PM |
When you walk in the countryside, you may encounter substantial masses in your path. These are mountains, and sooner or later you'll have to bend your knee to them. Resisting will do no good. You could go no further, even if you were to hurt yourself. I do not say this in order to wound. I could say other things if I really wanted to wound.
I got pink climbing tights for the trip. They taught me two things. For one, climbing in tights feels great and everybody compliments you (probably sarcastically). Secondly, you do not have to go far beyond a social norm to be treated as the other: on the drive back we stopped at 2am at a gas station in Eastern Oregon that was just filling up with hunters preparing for whatever they do. When I went to the bathroom (still being in pink tights) this guy says to me, “what the fuck, I thought you are a woman?!”, to which I reply, “because I am wearing pink pants?”. His reaction is to yell at me “what the fuck is wrong with you”. At this point I got a little scared and fled the bathroom. While this experience is pretty insignificant in terms of actual discrimination others experience, it taught me something about how fast a presumably safe space can become a hostile environment.
How You Do Anything Is How You Do Everything - Britney Spears
We Won't Stop "Crimson and Clover " Because We Can't Stop
Friday, November 6, 2015 | Posted by P at 1:00 PM |
I was unlucky to discover rollerblading before it had really caught on. Of course, rollerblading was lucky that I discovered it because I devoted my life to making sure that it caught on. Inline skating by itself already had a lot going for it, it was fast, fun, athletic, graceful, and easy to learn.
The five cells are silky-white within, and are filled with a mass of firm, cream-coloured pulp, containing about three seeds each. This pulp is the edible part, and its consistence and flavour are indescribable. A rich custard highly flavoured with almonds gives the best general idea of it, but there are occasional wafts of flavour that call to mind cream-cheese, onion-sauce, sherry-wine, and other incongruous dishes. Then there is a rich glutinous smoothness in the pulp which nothing else possesses, but which adds to its delicacy. It is neither acidic nor sweet nor juicy; yet it wants neither of these qualities, for it is in itself perfect. It produces no nausea or other bad effect, and the more you eat of it the less you feel inclined to stop. In fact, to eat Durians is a new sensation worth a voyage to the East to experience. ... as producing a food of the most exquisite flavour it is unsurpassed
I'm a teacher of 10 years and I can already hear the future comments stating that I'm crazy.
With that being said, I am looking into becoming an auto salesman. I know it's a total change from being a teacher. I am a good teacher, but the budget cuts are driving me crazy. Right now I'm out of work because my position has been cut.
I'm also tired of a salary that just isn't going anywhere. Other than getting a Ph.D, there is just no way to earn more.
Car sales is always something I have had in the back of my mind. I have had retail experience and 10 years in teaching would be a great asset.
My wife thinks I'm losing my mind but I think I might just go for it. I'm out of work anyway so it can't hurt, right?
Are there any car salesmen here that can lend some advice?
Chinese Man without Cheese is a sad Chinese Man
Friday, October 2, 2015 | Posted by P at 4:55 PM |
Kings of the Street: From Ramblin' Jack to Kerouac
Kings of the Road: From Ramblin' Jack to Kerouac
You can ride this train
Kings of the Highway \ Freeway \ Parkway \ Thruway: From Ramblin' Jack to Kerouac
Here I come Chicago
Dallas,Texas
Kings of the Road: From Ramblin' Jack to Kerouac
Hobo Hobo you can't ride this train. I'm the Break man
Kings of the Road: From Ramblin' Jack to Kerouac https://beta.prx.org/stories/118693
You can ride this train
hobo HOBO
On the Road | On The Road | ontheroad \ Hobo / on the Road | ON THE ROAD |
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Chakra Test
Thursday, October 1, 2015 | Posted by P at 6:29 AM |
“I love ebooks. I love the idea of storing books in “My Butt”, because honestly, reading and rainy days go together like peanut butter and umbrellas.”
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