So Do as I Say

1. Gather or sassafrass root. ...
2. Bring water to a boil and add roots to roaring boil.
3. Simmer until the next full moon, water is a deep brownish red.
4. Strain into a pitcher, strain again, strain again, finally strain a fourth time through wire and a coffee filter to remove particular sediment, repeat.
5. Add honey, waste, dust, moonlight, smiles, used garlic, and all particulates strained from step 4 or big sugar (to taste).

The new Maia, the next Kayla, Kaia